WOODWARD N.W.

WELL ME AND SKYLAR WERE UP LATE LAST NITE DRINKIN SUM BERRRS AND GETTING OUR BIKES DIALED. WE HAD A GREAT IDEA TO GET UP EARLY TO GO HIT THE MICRO MACHINE RAMPS IN BOARDMAN OREGON. I WAS NOT AS EXITED ABOUT THE IDEA AS SKYLAR WAS TO SAY THE LEAST BUT GAVE IN TO THE FACT THAT THEY MIGHT BE FUN LITTLE RAMPS TO DICK AROUND ON. SO AT SEVENISH IN THE A.M. SKYLAR WAS (AS NORMAL) BEING AS ANNOYING AS HE COULD POSSIBLY FUCKING BE, BUT HE HAD JUST WOKEN ME UP TO SO THAT DID NOT MAKE MATTERS BETTER... I STILL THINK HE KNOWS JUST WHEN TO STOP FUCKING WITH ME... BEFORE I SNAP. BUT ANYWAYS WE STOPED IN IRRIGON AND HIT THE PARK OFF HIWAY 730 IT WAS FUN BUT ITS BEEN SOOOOOO LONG SCINCE I RODE ANYTHING THAT CRAZY. IT IS ALL CLOSE TOGETHER AND TIGHT WITCH I USED TO LOVE THOSE PARKS SO WHEN I GROW MY BALLS BACK I WILL HAVE TO STOP BACK IN. BUT WE LEFT SHORTLY AFTER I ALMOST DIED IN THE FULLPIPE SQUEELER DID SOME GAPS AND MANUALS AND DID SOME FUNNY SHIT... IT PROBALLY WANSNT FUNNY BUT IT WAS EARLEY . WE THEN PROCEEDED TO BOARDMAN AND WHEN WE GOT THERE JUST AS WE STEPED OUT OF THE CAR WE FOUND A HUGE STINK-PICKLE FOR SOME REASON THAT WAS FUNNY TOO BUT IT WAS THE BIGGEST TURD IVE EVER SEEN... IM PRETTY SURE IT WAS PRODUCED BY A HUMAN. AS SOON AS WE STARTED SHREDDING I FINNALLY GOT EXITED ABOUT THE PARK MY FUCKIN CRANKS SNAPPED SO I GOT TO TAKE PICS WHILE SKYLAR RODE........FUCKIN LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!  BUT HE DID A SWEET FOOTJAM NOSE PICKER AN A SWEET CRANK GRIND. ALL AND ALL BIKE WISE MY DAY SUCKED BUT I GOT TO POINT AT A TURD AND LAUGH SO THAT MADE MY DAY